Tuesday, December 11, 2007

Best closing lines

Take it or leave it!

I don't care, go to a bank.

You'll be begging me for this money next week.

If you sign today I'll totally drop the 15% closing costs.

My Mother said you better sign this contract and send it back or else.

What do you mean 76% interest is expensive, are you crazy, this is cheap (1.38-- 38% interest in six months x two =76% yearly interest PLUS closing costs)

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